Poor Poodle dragged into politics
Ah well, our dear prime minister is in a rather mutty state of affairs. So what if The Independent's headline later changed "Sonia's Poodle" to "underachiever" - under what kind of pressure, we're powerless to imagine, as we can only wish to see that kind of pressure exerted where it's needed - bloodhounds had already had their kill. Supporters were frothing at the insult, demanding that "criticism should be in limits". But while being likened to man's best friend might be the ultimate insult here (Dharam paaji, our salutations), the British daily that finally ate humble pie and altered its choice of words, and the poor Poodle, might have failed to foresee the furore. Being someone's Poodle is a commonly used phrase there to point out inefficacy, especially in the government. Just last month, the chief police watchdog had taken a shot at UK home secretary Theresa May that he was "no government poodle". But did the good offices of whoever called up The Independent take it in equally good humour? Probably not.
So what made a furry little object of affection (we mean the Poodle, mind you), being elevated to prime ministerial status? The unfortunate Poodle must be wondering what it has done to invite scorn from the largest democracy's ruling party. After all, it has done everything right. It accompanies celebrities, divas and royalty. Its world centers around its master. The one belonging to Novak Djokovic even tweets about ruling the world. It peeps out of designer handbags in that toe-clinchingly cute way that makes everyone go 'awww!' Then why has it landed from those handbags straight in the middle of a political controversy?
Since we're none the wiser on what led first to the dogged assessment and then the hasty retreat, we did a bit of bio on the pooch that got the goat of 7, Racecourse Road, to find out what the characteristics are that set it apart from other canines. We only found a shining resume.
The Toy Poodle is known for superior intelligence and exceptional learning ability. Said to be one of the most trainable breeds. Sweet, perky, likes to be with people. Keen. Can be good with children, however recommended for older children, who know how to display leadership skills.
The Miniature Poodle is an intelligent, joyful, companion dog. They can be trained to a high degree, and are very willing and happy to please their handler.
The Standard Poodle is proud, graceful, noble and good-natured. One of the most trainable breeds. Often calmer than the smaller varieties of Poodles. Owners need to be calm, yet possess an air of natural authority.
Synonyms
Lapdog: A dog that is both small enough to be held in the arms or lie comfortably on a person's lap and temperamentally predisposed to do so.
Handbag/accessory/purse dog: Canines that are small enough to fit in purse-sized carrying cases. Popularised by the likes of Paris Hilton. Include breeds such as Toy Poodles, Yorkshire Terriers, Maltese dogs, Bichon Frise dogs, and Chihuahuas.
Lame duck: An ineffectual or unsuccessful person or thing
Poodle
Pronunciation: /'pu:d( )l/ noun
- A dog of a breed with a curly coat that is usually clipped.
- British a person or organization who is overly willing to obey another.
According to the American Kennel Club, the Poodle, though often equated to the beauty with no brains, is exceptionally smart and excels in obedience training.
Appearance: Very active, intelligent and elegant-appearing. Carries himself proudly. Has about him an air of distinction and dignity peculiar to himself. Eyes are positioned to create an alert intelligent expression.
Types: Standard, Miniature and Toy Poodle.
Unofficial types: Teacup, Klein
(Sources: http://www.dogbreedinfo.com, http://www.akc.org)
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