Top 5 fashion fails

Written By Unknown on Sabtu, 13 April 2013 | 18.47

Your clothes speak volumes about you. Sometimes, they snigger

You've got into that university, got the car, updated the phone — but if you're still wearing pointy dress shoes, all of this will come to naught. What you wear tells everyone exactly who you are, like it or not. People, especially women, instinctively read clothes like seasoned anthropologists — slotting the man, his hobbies, cultural background and aspirations. If you have any of these in your closet, take them off the hanger and burn them in the middle of the night.

Three-button suits
No self-respecting tailor would ever put you in a three-button suit. But ready-made stores just don't stop shoving them under our noses. They make you look like a soap-star with wardrobe constraint. Three-button suits make you look barrel-chested and short. The right suit has two buttons, the lower one placed in line with your navel. The collar then plunges in sleekly, making you look like a man from her Majesty's secret service.

Pointy-toed shoes
The only thing worse that narrow, pointy shoes, are narrow pointy shoes that curl upwards. They elongate your feet, and basically, make you look like some kind of over-grown elf. If you are going for complete social ostracism, throw on a heel and wear them under narrow, acid washed jeans.

If you'd like a nice girl to notice you, wear classic brogues or wingtips with a
rounded toe. She might even take you home.

Man-pris
The manpri — fitted shorts that end above the knee — have become the symbol of a true metrosexual. You see them on a Sunday, in multiplexes and malls walking hand-in-hand with their girlfriends, both wearing matching capris. If you're a tall man, a manpri looks like borrowed shorts. If they are of trouser material, they look like something your mom would make you wear — when you were eight.

Not all knee-length shorts are pariahs. Six pockets, carved out of thick material, with a large circumference at legs, give you the right dressed-down look.

Pleated trousers
Pleated pants are exactly what your papa is picking out for your wedding. Pleated pants have that extra room at the middle for ease of movement are ideal for men who have bigger bottoms and heavier thighs — basically middle-aged men plumped by prosperity. Young men wear flat-front pants that fall straight and break just right under the ankle and over the shoes. They sit right at the hip bone and give a clean, dapper silhouette.

Slide sandals
You know who wears leather slide sandals — retired uncles with never-ending questions about technology. That broad band that stretches from below the toe joints and doesn't stop till it reaches your ankles is usually attached to a moulded plastic sole. Ditch it. Get a pair of canvas boat shoes, or strappy leather sandals. Women judge you by your shoes and those slide sandals aren't telling them anything flattering.

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